Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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