can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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