I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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