i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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