That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I need a hoe opinion
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