Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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