My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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