I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
