normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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