Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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