it wasn't lemon gatorade
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize