chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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