am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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