went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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