that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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