i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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