Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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