It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
