Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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