so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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