She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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