Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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