ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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