It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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