she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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