Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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