Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He is an equal opportunity slut.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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