Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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