DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
