Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
