Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
