Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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