Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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