How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Of course I have a pirate flag
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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