I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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