How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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