I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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