you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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