When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize