Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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