i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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