He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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