i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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