Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Rumble strips road head = magical
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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