need another drink. this is the easiest way
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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