GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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