I don't think brook has ever known best
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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