i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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