I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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