I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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