well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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