i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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