I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Is Oprah even human
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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