How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I look better un-naked...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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